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| MGA clutch Job Problem started slow and gradually got worse My MGA I now have to nurse Drive down the road and hit the gas Other cars, I can no longer pass engine speeds up, but car goes no quicker Time for a new clutch, up, I better pick her Pressure plate, disc and release bearing Needs installation with skill and caring Disconnect starter, clutch slave, and electrical wiring Labour would cost plenty if someone, I was hiring Unbolt motor and transmission mounts Using rental hoist, so every minute counts Hoist power train out of the car, at a steep angle Engine and tranny, on a strong chain do dangle Lower the four cylinder and gearbox slowly to the ground Remove all the bellhousing bolts, hear the ratchet sound Pull the gearbox from the engine back plate Job is progressing smoothly, isn’t that great Remove the clutch bolts evenly, a bit at a time Look at clutch disc facings, now thinner than a dime Degrease flywheel and pressure plate, scuff with 120 grit Precisely where brand new clutch disc facings will sit Bolt disc and plate loosely back into place Use a centering tool, this is no time to race Do not try to center the clutch disc by eye Doing this will most likely make you cry Make sure pressure plate bolts are torqued tight Now new clutch assembly is installed right Pry off spring clips that retain the carbon release bearing To neglect replacement, future trouble, I would be fearing Replace worn throw out pivot bolt, and install a new bushing Need to soak in motor oil and then insert by hammer, pushing Mate the engine and gearbox, using special care Slight incorrect alignment, reposition just a hair Gearbox finally sides right home, into place Now you can see a great big grin on my face Bolt the duo back together once more All this effort has made my back sore Hoist MOWOG pair back into car Seems job completion isn’t too far Don’t bump crankshaft pulley into paint job Use some thought and TLC, you careless slob Reconnect all dangling parts Hook up battery, see if she starts Been working all day, forgot to eat lunch My stomach is grumbling, quite a bunch Engine fires and runs, clutch feels good Off to McDonald’s for some fast food Written by Glenn Hedrich |
| Glenn |
| Glenn, you're doing a great job with these ditties, but I think you have too much time on your hands.;) I haven't gotten to my clutch yet, too cold. I'm glad you have a garage to work in. |
| mike parker |
| Hi Mike. Actually, I do NOT have a garage to work in. My garage is very small. Once my MG is inside, there is, unfortunately, no room to work on the vehicle. The garage is good for winter storage only. Since the overhead garage door is the only way in, heavy and deep snowfalls make it impossible to access my MG until the spring thaw! Spring can't come soon enough! Glenn |
| Glenn |
| An MGA owner named Glenn Spends winter locked up in his den His intentions are right But his poems are a fright We all pray for spring once again! my bad....:) GTF |
| G T Foster |
| Hi G.T. Like I said in another thread, I think I have created a monster! lol Loved the poem! Mike: These poems don't take me long to write. I usually have them done in under an hour. Glenn |
| Glenn |
| Glenn, Keep em coming. I have a two car garage (no heat), but what with an MG inside,three outside, two toolboxes, two outboard engines, hot tub in storage, woodworking tools, everything else, I cannot work in my garage either. I am hoping to build a new garage, and spring can't come soon enough for me either. |
| mike parker |
| Hi Mike. I dont suppose your MG would be allowed in the living room? I rebuilt my MGA engine on the Kitchen floor! Very heavy plastic sheet on floor first though. Glenn |
| Glenn |
| King Glen Just spotted your bit about the rental hoist. I took the decision several years ago to buy one (cost £180 - not sure how many $Canadian that is). One of the best workshop purchases I made. I have had the engine out and in 6 times since then (equivalent to 12 rentals at £22 a time). I have also 'rented' it out to other enthusiasts, but I ask them to contribute in bottles of wine! I note that your garage is small so maybe you do not have the room to store one. However, many hoists have foldaway legs and fully retractable arms for stowing away in a corner. Alternatively, do you have a strong roof joist for supporting a block and tackle? All the best Prince Steve |
| Steve Gyles |
| Glenn, ANYTHING can be rebuilt in my home! I'm not married.(although that looks like it will be changing sometime in the not immediate future) The problem is that the house is kind of full too. :) I'm working on straightening that stuff out. I have a utility room at the back of the house that will allow rebuild of an engine fairly easily. |
| mike parker |
This thread was discussed between 15/01/2005 and 18/01/2005
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