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MG TD TF 1500 - Brake Bleeding problems solved
|MG Genetics is pleased to announce the release of our genetically modified medical leeches ( Hirudo medicinalis) that feed on brake fluid, not blood. |
Attach one of these beauties at each bleeding nipple, open the valves, then just sit back and suck on your favorite brew while our leeches bleed your brakes. The only thing you need to do is keep the master cylinder reservoir topped off.
One good feeding will keep the leeches happy for a year. You can repeat this process annually on the first of April and always have fresh fluid in your brake system.
Order the seven-pack if you have disk brakes and the five-pack if you have drums all 'round. The odd leech is to bleed the clutch slave cylinder.
To order, contact us at MGGenetics@foolyou.com
|S E Bryan|
|Aren't you the same company that sells NOS Lucas smoke?|
|How's the project coming for the oil eating ameba that you just paint on the out side of the motor to take care of the oil leaks? I heard that it should be on the shelves sometime today.|
|I guess nobody else wanted to play.|
|LED yes I wanted to play but was to late.|
Here is one from a Norwegian newspaper.
A hotel in my town using the heat from the sea to warm up the swimming pool. Resulting
the watertemp on a nearby beach to decreas
approx. 5 deg C
|t g sorensen|
|He wanted to play. The blue sky was inviting but the clouds closed on the sun. Both were so clever, it discouraged him. He decided that it would be like a four year old trying to enter a Hemingway writing contest. He didn't feel up to his best efforts and put aside the keyboard. He opened another OSH and left the room where he writes.|
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